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I am now married ... now the fun begins

October 21, 2008

me - in the kitchen making dinner

her - in front of the television

Did I miss something? My man card is on a milk carton somewhere ...


November 11, 2008

I left the dishes in the sink. I neatly piled the dishes up. When the wife saw them, she began screaming at me in Chinese.

I began to wonder ... what would the theme song to "I Love Keith" sound like ... would it be possible to get Wu Tang to do it ...